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Nov. 11th, 2003 02:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nishatalithaHeh. Cool. Also, wrote an infomercial as a comment to maudlinrose's latest fic. May play with it somemore. Why do she and I tend to come up with slightly... unusual ways to kill Voldemort in fics? Lubricant, pokers... what will be next?
I should write one when he's poisoned, or slow-roasted over hot coals, or crushed beneath heavy rocks like Caenus or Cygnus were. Or slowly skin him and then drop the body into the sea, or a vat of acid. Or maybe carefully lower him into something of a vaccum. It's more magical than I would want to go, but if you slowly pushed him out into a vaccum without the benefit of an airlock, he's decompress fairly rapidly. Or how about boiling him alive, or preserving him in vinger or something like that. There are, of course, the old favourites: hanging, drawing and quartering, although, I think I would vote for tearing him apart by wild horses. Most of these require Voldemort being incapacitated in some way or another, but then, that's what the lubricant is for.
I remember cohr and I (and I think maudlinrose) making up a very demented version of Cinderella (main character was called Rachaelle - Rachael), and instead of trying to marry her off to the prince, we made her such a Mary-Sue (I think it was on purpose) that we ended up killing her off in one of the methods listed above. Can anyone guess what it was?
I should write one when he's poisoned, or slow-roasted over hot coals, or crushed beneath heavy rocks like Caenus or Cygnus were. Or slowly skin him and then drop the body into the sea, or a vat of acid. Or maybe carefully lower him into something of a vaccum. It's more magical than I would want to go, but if you slowly pushed him out into a vaccum without the benefit of an airlock, he's decompress fairly rapidly. Or how about boiling him alive, or preserving him in vinger or something like that. There are, of course, the old favourites: hanging, drawing and quartering, although, I think I would vote for tearing him apart by wild horses. Most of these require Voldemort being incapacitated in some way or another, but then, that's what the lubricant is for.
I remember cohr and I (and I think maudlinrose) making up a very demented version of Cinderella (main character was called Rachaelle - Rachael), and instead of trying to marry her off to the prince, we made her such a Mary-Sue (I think it was on purpose) that we ended up killing her off in one of the methods listed above. Can anyone guess what it was?
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